All of us have been doing this since our childhood and every time we try hard to get something new!

While calling up the authorities to inform about the inability to attend the daily services.... one always has some serious excuses for calling in sick!


Share your excuse lines! Lets enjoy a healthy life

"After work last night I went to the bar to drink off the stress that was caused by some of your employees, and as such will not be able to attend work tonight due to the resulting hangover."

The body and soul wants what it wants. I need rest!

b'cos got love bite on cheek by my chick

"I won't be showing up today, Boss! I just tried to kiss my elbow!! and you know I don't give up so easily!"

SUCCESS!!

.. thanks to my wife n 1 yr old kid!" 

I soaked my eyes in glue instead of contact lens solution. Do you still want me to come?