http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm Serious excuses for calling in sick! Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm All of us have been doing this since our childhood and every time we try hard to get something new!While calling up the authorities to inform about the inability to attend the daily services.... one always has some serious excuses fo Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#294 http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm "After work last night I went to the bar to drink off the stress that was caused by some of your employees, and as such will not be able to attend work tonight due to the resulting hangover." Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#295 http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm The body and soul wants what it wants. I need rest! Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#296 http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm b'cos got love bite on cheek by my chick Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#307 http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm "I won't be showing up today, Boss! I just tried to kiss my elbow!! and you know I don't give up so easily!" SUCCESS!! .. thanks to my wife n 1 yr old kid!"  Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#308 http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm I soaked my eyes in glue instead of contact lens solution. Do you still want me to come? Mon, 11 Aug 2008 9:26:39 GMT http://www.mybuzzle.com/orca/topic/Serious-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-.htm#392