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You, a creature of the night, have captivated, nay, bewitched me mind, body, heart and soul. Your spell over me has me feeling tenderness and passion for you. I am appalled at the composed self-assurance that lurks in your devastatingly alluring eyes. I loathe the tenderness and passion that your tantalizing and confident features inspire in me. When your insipid complexion is exposed in the light, my faint heart is captivated by your enticing eyes. Your poised disposition and elegance surfaces a longing in your bleak heart, although you are the most shadowy and sinister of creatures, I find that you are bewitching and irresistible. I hold a weakness in my aspiring heart for your sad and yet magnificent company to fill the void in my dreary and unfulfilled life.
I know I invoke the rage in your when I speak of your magnificence. A creature such as you is not use to hearing such discourse from one of the living, which is why I even utter such lexis to you, a beautiful immortal. You are not of the living, but nor are you a monster or a beast. You are eternal, everlasting, perpetual bliss of the murky depths. You are elegance shrouded in desperation for another life, a life you covet for your own immortality. You delight in the notion of being mortal. Blood rules your existence, sweet, succulent, crimson fluid that flows through all mortal veins, and yet you must rob them of their essence so your vapid and feeble structure can still exist in a world that proves most unkind to those of the undead.
Your self-assured disposition infuriates me to no end, but at the same time you have a longing in your dismal eyes which makes me yearn to comfort you and alleviate what misery you have. I cannot impede your pain, but I can join you in your suffering so you do not have to face this desolate and everlasting death called "immortality" alone. So partake of my essence with your pointed smile, and give me your same demise in the sweetest torment possible that I might dwell with you evermore.
As you sink your eager fangs into my provocative neck I can feel the rush of the warm, red liquid course from my neck down my trembling body. I also feel overcome by the pleasant caress of you thoughtful lips to appease my throbbing vein. You procure what you want of me and then you liberate me leaving me breathless and to conform to my new inexperienced nature as an immortal creature of the night. The only part that aids me in this never ending death is knowing I share this beautiful after life with the most magnificent creature I've ever laid eyes on.
With him I have learned so much. His vampire heart does not hinder his human emotions. He's passionate and loving, more so than most mortals. Perhaps he is this way because he craves to feel alive again, be human as he once was. Although he is no longer desolate in our cryptic and nefarious undead world, he still aches for the feel of the heart that once did beat in his now hollow chest and for the veins that once had warm, red blood flowing through them and that are now cold as ice. Some days, as we lie still in our comatose state, he cries out in reaction to a bad dream. He tells me of his dreams, that his thirst for blood drives him to insanity, invoking the beast within him. He is terrified of that inner beast, mortified at the very thought of killing innocent people for the pure joy of bloodshed. As I have said before, he is loving and passionate. I think that's why I love him so much. I share his affinity in love and passion, the sweet embrace of your significant other and the pure ecstasy in their kiss. The way they make you forget your name when they simply look at you with their mesmerizing gaze. I know he loves me, if he didn't he wouldn't have bestowed upon me the beautiful curse that we both now share as immortal beings who drink the life from innocent mortals. I was more than ecstatic to become his eternal mate but I had one condition, we had to do it the traditional way. I wasn't going out without a ceremony of some kind. So we did it the Transylvanian way, a graveyard ceremony. It was quite beautiful, considering the circumstances. The only part that mattered to me was me giving my mortal essence away for an immortal death, just to be with him. This beautiful and impending demise that will soon be my "life" long curse will also be my constant blessing, a reminder that even death can bring about the most remarkable and adventurous life to those of us that have dwelled in the darkness for far too long.
I was a sedentary individual before I took up to walking. Sitting in front of a computer for ten hours a day, driving through the city up and down to my place of work for three hours every day, and then watching television for the rest of the time before going off to sleep at around 12 am.
My lifestyle led to health problems with far worse consequences...as recourse, my doctor had advised me to take up walking as an exercise. It's now a couple of months since I have started to go for regular walks and it has already permeated a feeling a well-being within me. Initially, I used to take a brisk walk for 5 minutes without a break. Now I am able to walk for 25 minutes at a stretch. While walking, it is essential to take quick, short steps and control your breathing.
Mornings are good for walks as you breathe clean, fresh air. It's quite an invigorating experience and enjoyable even when you use the same route everyday. Of course, to grasp that feeling of well being in the end, you need to walk regularly and make it part of your daily routine.
Walking as an exercise is good for weight management, cardiovascular fitness or most importantly, for regular physical activity. If you are over 40 then you must consult your doctor before embarking on this exercise. Do you think walking exercise is enough to stay fit? If you were a fitness freak, would you take up walking as an exercise?
Attachment is an illusion, which can make you happy but only for a while. Attachment provides a sense of safety and a comfort zone. It grows in proportion to the fear of losing that person. Attachment would mean total dependency and/or control over other's life and lack of freedom is definitely not what one longs for.
Change is the inevitable truth of life that alters circumstances, beliefs, people and hence relationships too. Once you are in sync with this truth there would be no heartaches. Then you will be in pace with the law of nature. The constant flux of things will not make you unhappy anymore. When you are ready for transition from one phase to another you don't need to cling to people. If the person remains the same - the rhythm continues; but if the person changes there is no defeat because you were aware of it already.
Are you looking forward to a relationship and want it to work really well? Think again! Is it the desire to be in a relation or you want security and stability more than the person? If you are looking towards marriage only to bind the person for life, its like an agreement; neither attachment nor love.
True love is one step ahead and involves giving away selflessly so much that you forget your own self. Real happiness is based upon conscious acceptance of truth that nothing is constant.
Hey, everyone....nothin to say, so u dont have to read this.....
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:
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"You Got Male!"
Smile is a curved line that keeps all things straight! And why would it not? After all it is one of the splendid expressions and the richest experiences. Research has revealed that laughter is an expression found in other animals in the form of spurts of laughter-like sounds. But human laughter is still unique as it is the result of the understanding of humor. It is not just an action; it is rather an expression of a positive emotion in the human beings.
Recent research in laughter has shown that an infant at an early age of 17 days shows spontaneous laughter. There are several languages and dialects but all laugh in almost the same way! Moreover anyone can laugh. Those born deaf and dumb yet have the ability to laugh. Isn't that interesting? However it is observed that men and women react differently to the same kind of humor. Their have different tastes and distinct senses of humor. What makes a woman laugh may not have the same effect over a man. It is also because of the element of surprise involved. What surprises men, does not surprise women.
More than anything else, laughter reduces stress. It helps you release tensions. Laughter is beneficial for your health and that is why is the best medicine. It relaxes the muscles of your face and also creates joy. Laughter is really such a great emotion that both its cause and its effect are nothing but joy! If I have to define laughter, I will say, laughter is glee galore, so each time you laugh, just encore! 
ok so far my postings have been horrible, i can never get my story to comeout how i like it to look so here's one more go
The Surprising Adventures of Jimmy D. Terrible
BEEP! BEEP! Who would have thought a little Mickey Mouse clock would ever make so much noise, but it does and it just sits there teasing you knowing sooner or later you'll have to get up and turn it off ...the balls on that bastard to think we don't need anymore sleep. Poor Jimmy didn't even realize the ear piercing screech of that little mouse, he just finished a double shift yesterday and was in the weeds for half of that day. Jimmy was a recent graduate from culinary school and was still getting the hang of the controlled chaos called a working kitchen, it was a symphony of pots and pans, the random screams of self mutilated workers (the f*cking new guys). Jimmy lives in a small bustling city on the outskirts of L.A. County called Long Beach, California he lives right off of ocean and Cherry Street. If you're thinking he's some sort of beach bum you are sadly mistaken my friend for these two reasons 1.) he's lazy, unfit and terribly skinny 2.) the water down at the beach is not what id like to call clean, here let me give you a hypothetical situation, if you happen to jump in with out protection you might come out with a new strain of an std or maybe even pregnant...yes it's that dirty. Poor jimmy begins to wake up but all he could muster was a quick glance and a grunt as he laid back down and turned over. DING!!!! Jimmy lifts his head and slightly looks over at the wall sees his poor Mickey clock on the ground in a few broken pieces and lays his head back down
"JESUS F*CKING CHRIST DUDE!! Turn off your god damn alarm, be considerate of the other people that live here you douche bag!" yelled his roommate Carlos who was also half asleep and disturbingly nude
"Did I wake up your date?" murmured Jimmy "cause if I did ask her if she can go to the store and get the shit for tonight's shindig" he rolled over once again
"No she's going to be a little busy" yelled Carlos as he walked away from the door way
(F*ck it I'm up) thought Jimmy
"Ok ask her in about 2 minutes please! Oh and when you're done.....PUT ON SOME F*CKING BOXERS!!" yelled jimmy as he sat up on his bed with his eyes half closed. It was hard enough for him to get up but to keep his eyes open was pushing it a little too far.
Carlos was jimmy's old High School buddy they actually met accidentally, they were forced to be lab partners and the first thing they both said in synchrony, "don't expect me to do any work cause I have no idea of what I'm doing" at that moment they thought their sarcastic humor and their intellect was enough to deserve a little friendship that bloomed into what you just saw happen. It's actually pretty odd that Carlos woke up cause of the alarm, he can actually sleep through a lot but usually the sleep was induced by a night of binge drinking and snacking. Jimmy's other roommate was Mike who he also met in High School but their story is different, Jimmy was reading his report on the existentialism movement in philosophy when mike just blew his idea that the transcendentalist movement had influenced the existentialism of the mid 20th century right out of the water providing key examples in the separation of time between the two. This is neither here nor there but this actually led Jimmy to admire Mike's thoughts and also Jimmy's report had been the only thing to get mike to talk.....ever Jimmy was more surprised that Mike's voice was so deep than the shredding of his bullshit ideas that were hastily put together on the bus ride to school.
Jimmy was a light sleeper but when he slept it was as if he had just been thrown out of a bar completely ass over tea kettle drunk. He made his way down a narrow hall full of family portraits and pictures of parties, concerts that him and his buddies have attended in the past few years. There was one that was near and dear to his little naively romantic heart, it was the main picture on the wall, his own family portrait: Mike, Carlos, Sophie, Jimmy and Camilla don't worry about the two girls you'll meet them soon enough. Jimmy finally made it to destination A, The bathroom but it was occupied, doing his little pee pee dance. Like always jimmy has to be doing something ridiculously stupid when a cute girl is near, just as he was about to finish dancing the door opens up and guess who it was...the cute date that Carlos brought over last night.
"Oh! I'm sorry I didn't mean to take long I hope you weren't waiting there for long" the amazingly cute girl ask jimmy as she made her way through to the hallway
"Oh no no you're fine haha I just do this little dance all the time, as you can tell I'm still no good at it but practice makes perfect! Heh heh" Jimmy that little sly dog, he tried playing it off but if you haven't noticed...he's not too good at it. Jimmy couldn't help but think, why is it that the douche bags always attract the cute girls? Is it the look? Or maybe the persona that they try to put off? Or maybe it's the yearning for that "badass" that they see on TV? Well Jimmy wasn't jealous about Carlos's catch, he was just wondering cause the girl he was enthralled with just dated douche bag after douche bag. Poor Jimmy had been chasing after Sophie for a good 3 years but had feelings for her long before that. They've always had feelings for each other and through the years it was more apparent than other but they were too stubborn to accept it.
Well after a few steps out of the bathroom and into the kitchen Jimmy heard a knock at the door. A little startled by the early intrusion and still half asleep jimmy reached the door not without running into the same damn corner twice.
"Jimmy!!! I'm surprised you're up, I was going to wake you up the old fashioned way" Camilla said holding a pot
"Old fashioned?"
"Yeah you know: cold water, loud noises, no blankets...the usual"
"Ohhhh the shock and awe! Yeah I know sorry im just half asleep I need to get some coffee to wake me up"
"Well, are you the only one up cause I don't want this great surprise to go to waste. OH! I know, Carlos! That bastard is never up this early and he still owes me one......ew! speak of the devil" Camilla said with disgusted taste and face to match.
"Huh?" Jimmy looks back and sees Carlos once again walking around completely naked, the odd thing is that he struts around like those lions on the discovery channel, you know the ones that seem to be the king of the little shaded area of his kingdom. "SON OF A BITCH DUDE!! Put on some f*cking boxers! Can't you see that Camilla is here?!" Jimmy yells, fully awake and embarrassed by his friends behavior.
"Ahhhh..... if it isn't the spawn of Satan himself" says carlos as he rummages for food in the sparsely packed refrigerator "And anyways she knows she wants all this!" finishes with the awkward slap of the ass.
"Dude there's no food I already checked" jimmy said as he let Camilla in, the apartment they lived in was a small two bed on bathroom apartment with mike taking up the couch dude to a bad hand at poker. Old cups littler the hallways like Jehovah's witnesses' pamphlets in front of a strip club. You would think they're always partying but actually the parties just end up showing up because they've been kicked out of every other house they've been to, Camilla walks cautiously around so mike won't wake up
Camilla threw her stuff on Jimmy's race car bed. Yes he has a red race car bed because he thinks it is the coolest shit since sliced bread or those little cocktail weenies. His room was an ode to the childhood room he never had. Growing up in a Latino family there was no such thing as privacy...ever... The color of his walls were once white but even Jimmy couldn't tell you because 3 of them were full of posters, stickers, whiteboards (with useless motos and exercise charts) multi colored post it's about bills past due and the scattered picture here and there. The one wall that has nothing posted on it is actually his pride and joy it's a wall he dedicated to his friends. He wants all of his friends and acquaintances to sign and leave a little memento on it about the day they spent hanging out its almost like a growing year book. As for the floors, there were no floors it was littered with old recipes, cookbooks, clothes which seemed to move a few inches everyday. The one clean area in his room was the entertainment corner that held such things as: Xbox 360, small TV, laptop and his old school boom box which Carlos remodeled into an Mp3 player.
"Well guess who's going to be here tonight?" Camilla said as she began to hum the song playing in the background "From the ritz to rubble" by Arctic Monkeys.
"Who, Someone Important?" Jimmy responded as he attempted to close the door behind him.
"Nope, well kinda, she's important to you...AH!!!! I can't help it, it's Sophie, she really wants to see you again!!!"
"Sounds great, I guess" said Jimmy recuperating from the high pitch scream something akin to hyenas giving birth or the proverbial nails on a chalkboard.
"Ok don't be enthusiastic!......... Asshole" Camilla responded coldly, see Camilla wanted Sophie and Jimmy to get together already because they were both ready and capable at handling a long term relationship. The thing that Camilla didn't know about Jimmy was that he was great at hiding his true emotions when it came to women. Inside Jimmy was running thought scenarios of what might become of the night. Jimmy had to hurry and also think of an apology because if Camilla was upset, she'd get all emotional and Sophie being the good friend she is would spend all night along her side consoling her and leave Jimmy all by himself.
"Hey I'm sorry it's just that I've been going after her for so long now and to no avail. I'm starting to doubt my chances and well I really think she's beginning to move on" Jimmy said, actually everything he said was sincere. He really did want a chance to be with her but he felt as if he wasn't good enough to date her. Most of her ex's can break poor little Jimmy in two. He wasn't the type of guy she wanted, she is going through what Jimmy likes to call the douche bag phase
"Oh shut up Jimmy, you know that's not true" Camilla responded but in all actuality she did believe him but wasn't sure of the extent, she was just the messenger between the two stubborn and ill informed lovers. The hours passed as they sat and listened to cd after cd. The house was "cleaned" up (in lehmans terms they hid the existing trash under the pull out sofa) Mike had woken up and gone out to buy the ingredients and beef needed for Jimmy's little shindig that night. Camilla was trying her hardest to clean up Jimmy's so called room and Carlos finally put something on, something closely resembling a Speedo except it was in leopard print. Just as Mike was coming up the stairs he remembered one important detail he forgot, the flank steak. The moment Jimmy opened the door, glanced over at the bags and saw Mikes face he knew what was missing.
"You forgot the flank steak didn't you?"
"Yeah.....haha I got a little side tracked with the Korean lady's daughter" Mike said with a quiet grin on his face.
" Ahhhh....So she's there today? Well I guess I have to go and see if she's ready for that date she keeps saying no to" responded Jimmy in a very sarcastic tone "Hey Camilla I'll be right back!"
Little did Jimmy know that he just gave Mike and Carlos the perfect opportunity to prank him. See Mike was an undergrad at USC and the person we least suspected to have even graduated H.S. is an M.I.T. dropout, yes you heard it correctly, the man that behaves like primeval mammal is one of the smartest guys in the house. Carlos is a smart little cookie he just hates doing work, the only reason he makes money is by giving seminars on how to count cards at the local YMCA to a bunch of over eager alcoholics. 15 minutes passed as Jimmy began to make his way up the gloomy and baron looking stairs leading to his dim lit apartment. He begins to have this sensation of utter fear halfway up expecting that Carlos lubed up the last set of stairs, Jimmy grasps the rickety railing that haven't been fixed since Woodrow Wilson was president. Jimmy can still remembers the last prank they pulled on him its was actually very ingenious. Carlos and Mike replaced the lock on the door so Jimmy's key wouldn't fit so naturally Jimmy grasps the knob to try to turn the key a little harder when Jimmy noticed that he couldn't pull away his hand. They had super glued the whole knob when they heard him coming up the stairs. Jimmy still has the scars from that day, he doesn't have any finger print on the middle and pinky fingers. Jimmy knew something was wrong when he felt the house was a little too quiet so he tested the door knob with the plastic bag, nothing. He felt around for trip wire, nothing again.
"Please god stop them" asked jimmy in a jokingly fashion. Just as he opens the door Jimmy collapses on his knees holding his most valuable possession, the jewels. The contraption designed by Mike and helped by Carlos was actually pretty simple for their standards. It was a pendulum held up by a stick connected to the door, when the door swings open the stick would push the pendulum a little further back and let go when the door was completely open so it wouldn't block its trajectory, mission name "humpty dumpty".
"SON OF A BITCH !!!!, holy f*ck what....what was that?!" Jimmy mustered out through the tears and girlish squeals.
"Where did it get him?" yelled Mike from the other room
"Looks like you got the thigh! You owe me ten bucks!" responded Carlos from the couch.
"No, mission accomplished, you got the full package...ok please someone get me an ice pack and Mike if I cant have kids I'll come back as a ghost and haunt yours you asshole!" yelled an aggravated Jimmy from the floor.
A few hours had passed and the party was just starting, the flank steak was in the oven braising away and a Marchand de vin staying warm in a Bain Marrie just waiting for the bone marrow to be put on top to finish off the bordelaise. Jimmy was only concentrating because he had to, he was overly anxious to see the girl that just drives him ass over tea kettle. As the party roared on Jimmy heard a knock at the door. He knew who it was but yet ask "who might that be?" he placed the final spoon full of sauce on top of the flank steak and asparagus. As he opened the door it was Camilla and to he left stood Sophie, she was wearing a black and white polka dot dress with black flats, her eyes were a cross between dark blue and a an emerald green, they danced around as if they were in a perpetual waltz. Her hair used to be brown but she hit a phase where she loved blonde highlights and it flowed like the white water rapids of the mighty Colorado. Her face was sparsely covered in make-up, just a little blush on her snow white skin. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous type of girl that would date jocks exclusively, she was cute and that's what Jimmy loved about her he was never much for looks more about the attitude and how they presented themselves. Through his eyes she was perfect and indeed she was a good catch for any guy douche or not, This is why she was the only girl Jimmy saw when she entered a room. All other girls weren't as interesting to Jimmy when Sophie was around, the curious thing about this situation is that they flirt as if it were going out of style but they've known each other since the 7th grade. At the time Jimmy's neighbor had moved and a new one moved in he was a divorced dad with two dogs and a basketball court one day he noticed that a woman came by and dropped off a girl. She was sitting on the porch waiting for her dad to get back from work and to this day Jimmy still remember when and how they first met. It was that same day she was dropped off Jimmy felt curiosity take over and he took his bike for a ride to check who this new girl was. She curiously enough was wearing a similar dress to the one she showed up with that night, and well at the time Jimmy was going through a change of personality and style. He was wearing tattered up jeans, chucks (also tattered up) and his favorite "the strokes" t-shirt he could find that oddly wasn't tattered up. As he rode down the street he acted as if he was just looking around, you know the casual glance here and there, he thought he was the cats pajamas then it what would seem to become a regularity in Jimmy's life, he hits a hole, poor little Jimmy flips over the handle bars and lands right on his ass. Jimmy dashed back to his feet and acted as if it were part of his master plan all along, Sophie just stared and chuckled which stopped her crying. See the woman that dropped Sophie off was actually her mom, a drug riddled, booze chugging corpse. She had dropped off Sophie with her dad because she couldn't maintain both her daughter and her addiction at the same time her inhibitions ended up taking over. Ever since that day they had this ever growing crush that just remained that, a crush. They dated once or twice but usually she broke it off not wanting anything too serious but Jimmy had made up his mind, he had become weary about habitually dating the same types of girls. He knew what he wanted but he also knew he wouldn't have it because of the way their relationship was going. This is what led us to this pathetic attempt at a conversation
"Camilla! Sophie! Welcome to the party come in, come in do you guys want something? Food? Drinks? Anything?"
"No we're fine, hey has Travis called? He was supposed to meet me here with a friend of his" asked Camilla as Sophie just stood there looking beautiful and painfully shy at the attention they were getting because the just arrived.
"No I'm sorry uhm, ask mike he might know, I was getting everything set so I didn't pay any attention."
"Ok well I'll be back I'm gonna call him, I'll leave you two to chat it up" as Camilla walked away she mouthed two phrases behind Sophie's back "Ask for a date!"
And the second one was a usual that Jimmy already knew "don't f*ck this up!" all he did was to giver her a smirk and a thumbs upJust as he was going to star the conversation with Sophie Carlos interrupted them.
"DUDE!! Mike has great news! Oh .....hi Sophie"
"Can I open my eyes?" asked Sophie
"Yeah he's wearing clothes" jimmy responded
"Ok, dude what I was going to tell you is that mike hooked you up with the girl from the laundry mat, you know the one that has been all over your ass and well feel bad that you've been after only one chick you should get some before you're shot down again. Dig?" the sad part is that he was right, Jimmy had been shot down 3 times already so he did need the action. Carlos wasn't one to beat around the bush so he just told it straight.
"What are you talking about Carlos?" asked Sophie really puzzled, Jimmy knew how oblivious Carlos was when it came to this type of crap so he was giving him the international sign to shut up but Carlos just went right on undeterred.
"HOLD ON DUDE! Ill tell her soon enough jeez, no need to rush me!, see Jimmy has been after this mystery girl that has turned him down a few times already and want to cheer him up, so mike decided to talk to this gorgeous girl that is head over heels for Jimmy and got her to come over tomorrow" see jimmy didn't actually ask Sophie out he was turned down when she started dating one douche bag after another, actually one was pretty cool so he didn't mind him but the other two were presumed to be the missing link. If you guys grew up in the era of Wile E. Coyote and the road runner this is one of those moments where Jimmy's heart raises a sign with the words "Shit" etched on it as it just drops to oblivion. Sophie just stood there with a quiet stare and just looked into Jimmy's soul to find the ounce of truth that eluded his tongue.
"Well Jimmy it sounds like you have plans for tomorrow, uhm can I use your house phone? Camilla took mine and I need to get a number off of it"
"Uh... yeah there's a line in my room, it should be quiet here ill take you" jimmy responded
"Thanks" they walked through the seemingly endless hall way, completely silent Jimmy swore he could hear his own heart still falling through that proverbial canyon as the roadrunner just ran away hearing its "BEEP BEEP!" echo fade in the distance.
"Look Sophie, you know how Carlos gets when he's drunk, he doesn't know what he's saying he's just trashed" said jimmy almost in a pleading manner
"Jimmy there's no need to explain anything to me its not like we're together or anything we're just at a party" just has she closed the door to make the room a little more quiet it seemed as fate had to kick him while he was down, a band that Jimmy had introduced to everyone came on its was "an end has a start" by Editors Jimmy just looked at the ceiling with displeasure and said
"GOD 1- Me 0, should be an interesting match wont it?"
Jimmy was usually great at hiding his feelings when it came to women, he's the master of being dumped so he's used to it. This as a matter of fact wasn't, the only one to notice was Mike who just nodded at jimmy and walked outside with a cell in hand. See when it comes to guys they need not the words and expressions of feelings!, no they just need body language and signals, from the nod jimmy knew that mike was calling off tomorrows meeting with the laundry girl. Just as Jimmy's luck didn't seem to be so deep in horse shit Camilla rushes in and just yells something inaudible and incomprehensible at Jimmy. All he wanted to do was grab his black book walk over to the park and write. He just wanted to leave but he couldn't not because Camilla was mad or Sophie was upset, but because the biggest douche and the duke of assholes just arrived. It was Camilla's boy friend and his friend. Jimmy had tried being nice and friendly with him since Camilla started going out with him in H.S. but he just couldn't stand how big a douche he was that he fell morally and physically dirty hanging out with him, Camilla and Jimmy had a nickname for him when Camilla was upset with him, his name was hobbit bitch. The name is self explanatory he's short and whines more than fat kids on treadmills. His name is Travis and his friend is David, actually Jimmy worked with David a while back he used to bartend where Jimmy worked but was fired for skimming money and drinks. You know how all hot girls travel in packs well it seems to be the same with douche bags, the party kept going unharmed and Camilla seemed to be having fun, Sophie was chatting it up with mike and his buddy about philosophy or something. Then he couldn't help but feel his heart sink as if something bad was going to happen then it did, as Jimmy started noticing Sophie looking away from the conversation and began giving Jimmy "the eyes" that just drove him nuts, he thought maybe his luck had changed. He made his way through the party and once again he was interrupted David join the little group and started shooting the breeze with Sophie he set out the bait and she bit the hook. She began to give David this look that Jimmy had never seen from her and at that very moment he knew he was done, she had just fallen for this guy once again the complete opposite of who she wanted to date. This time it wasn't because Jimmy didn't try, this time it was because he tried to hard. Jimmy just stepped away from the conversation and headed towards the door but Camilla intercepted him
"Hey Jimmy, you ok? You seem a little down"
"No I'm just, uhm.... I'm just light headed and I need to get some air ill be back in a bit"
Travis shows up out of nowhere and grabs Camilla by the waist and pulls her towards him. He's a jealous guy with a napoleon complex.
"Hey looser, what's wrong did the only gay guy here turn you down already?" that's was his lame attempt at a burn and yes he still thought that speaking like some yuppie from "the wedding singer" would make him seem that much tougher
"Oh look Camilla if it isn't Prince Albert himself!" as he walked away
"What does he mean by that cam?" Travis looked completely baffled by jimmy's covert way of calling him a dick. The reason for Prince Albert was because Travis has a pierced lip and eyebrow
Just as they reached Jimmy's door, the one with the family guy blue harvest poster, Travis received a text which brought a grin to his face. He stopped dead in his tracks and turned back towards the door.
"What's wrong?" asked Camilla
"Nothing I just got to go I have ‘something' to do with someone it's kind of important, hey tell David to catch a ride home with someone else ok?" Travis said as he reached for the bronze colored doorknob
"What about me?" Camilla asked in a sad sigh, once again her prince charming was showing his true colors.
"Get mike to hang out with you or something, oh! That's her again I really have to go" yes, Camilla was that naïve, she didn't suspect a thing. She was visibly upset but he could give a rat's ass about it, she walked Travis to the door and Mike followed with two beers.
"Tough night?" asked mike in a sarcastic way with an arm outstretched with beer in hand.
"Shut up Mike...and give me that! ... I need a drink"
The night was drawing to a close Camilla did hang out with mike because Jimmy had yet to show up from his trip for some "fresh air", the food was gone and the kegs were running dry, most of the guest were on their way out but a few stayed the extra 2 minutes to listen to "fell in love with a girl" by the white stripes. Carlos was passed out somewhere and Sophie just offered David a ride home which seemed odd because she didn't have a car, so she borrowed Camilla's. As the party died down Camilla began to worry that Jimmy hasn't show up yet. The reason for jimmy taking so long is somewhat of a secret. Something no one knows about jimmy is that he owns a black notebook where he just writes everything and anything in. This notebook was hidden in the walk-in freezer next to what seemed to be fish stock or something that just went completely awry. This whole time Jimmy was just two blocks away sitting at his favorite park bench listening to his mp3 to his hearts content. He began to make his way back feeling a bit better than before then as what seems to be the story of his life he turned that dreaded corner to see Sophie up against Camilla's car making out with some guy, no that wasn't some guy that was the same guy that she had flirted with at the party and poor Jimmy just stood there and watched his heart fall out. He stood there dazed at what he just witnessed and saw them drive off together. He continued to walk home but to him it was effortless he wasn't even paying attention to the sound of his marching he just kept going over what he just saw. He the got those cliché flash backs of all the good times he had with Sophie, Just then he thought of something, it seems like his mp3 player was playing a soundtrack to a D/D- rated movie. The reason for this was because of the song that came on when they drove off "smokers outside" by the editors. As he made his way up the stairs he passed what seemed to be a passed out Carlos, no surprise.
"Jimmy! Where the hell have you been?!" yelled Camilla
"Just walking, by the way Sophie has your car" Jimmy said in a zombie like state as he bumped Camilla out of his way. He stopped for a second looked back and added
"And from the make out scene she'll be a while so you can crash in my room and I'll bunk up with Mike" Everything jimmy had just said was in monotone, no emotion, heartache, no passion! This was strange for the guy who "spiced" up the crucible while he read out loud to his classmates.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Jimmy" responded Camilla in all sincerity
"I can take her home if you want dude, I have no problem with it" said the always silent Mike.
"If that's cool with the both of you then go for it & Camilla don't worry about it, it's too late now, opportunities arose and I failed to meet them" answered Jimmy as he walked down the hallway. Once again Sophie was the cause of another sleepless night. The posters on the wall were lit by the little bit of moonlight that seeped through the cracked curtains. His words echoed in his vacant head "opportunities arose and I failed to meet them" over and over and over, again and again. The deafening silence over shadowed the pale look upon his face. That damn clock rang silent that morning and so did the home. Mike awoke to a tell tale knock of Camilla "shave and a haircut". On his way to the door Mike noticed that Carlos made it inside and had a little note on his chest. He picks up the note and read "I'm sorry guys...but I had to..."
In a panic he opens the door shoves the note onto Camilla, Jumps over the couch and wakes up Carlos he whispers something, something they all were thinking the three dash to the room, the door slams open with a bang that could be heard around the world to find that Jimmy......was gone.
This is exactly what led up to that dramatic entrance. Jimmy had finished writing 2 notes on for Sophie and one for the group. He goes down the eerily silent hallway walks outside the house ready to leave when he remembers he forgot to shave and shower. On his way back he sees Carlos lying on the ground almost frozen to death in the chilly concrete pavement. He helps him to his feet and pulls him onto the couch after last nights binge drinking fiasco.
"Dude, wake up, I'm going take off soon if Mike asks where I went, tell him too look at the note I'm going leave on your chest" Jimmy politely told Carlos who wasn't paying any attention and Jimmy already knew that
"zaksdkjahsdfiuhmndf.....mhhm" was all that jimmy could make out from the nonsense Carlos just said.
He walks back into his room begins blasting "view from the afternoon" and heads to the bathroom to shave and shower.
BAM BAM BAM!!!
"DUDE! I need to pee!" yelled a still inebriated Carlos
"HOLD IT! I'm shaving right now!" replied Jimmy
BAM BAM BAM!!!! The door pounds again almost falling from the hinges.
"Shave what?! You've been growing that facial hair for 21 years now! My left nut has more hair than you so come on! And open up!! I have to piss like a freaking turtle!"
Jimmy just stares at the door puzzled at what his friend just said.
"Like a turtle?" jimmy whispered to himself
"YES LIKE A TURTLE!!, ok it's either here or your room so choose wisely!"
"Ok fine! Jeez...make it quick!"
"Always is"
As Jimmy waited outside he just stood there and thought "why you? Why couldn't I have fallen for someone else? Why am I always finding ways to push you away? Maybe I chose the wrong profession if I want to fall in love with the girl of my dreams, maybe I'm just aiming for the heavens again" he pauses for a bit then whispers to himself
"or maybe I'm just a loser?"
"YUP that's why!" say's Carlos as he sleepwalks past jimmy onto the couch
Jimmy just washed his face, Carlos was right; he's as hairless as a mutated Chihuahua. He just grabbed his stuff, picked up his collectible Spiderman comic and walked out of the house. As he turned the corner Camilla turned the corner on the opposite side she crossed the street completely missing Jimmy by a few seconds. As Jimmy turned on his mp3 the first song to pop up was "a certain kind of romance" irony would forever be a part of Jimmy's life, poor Jimmy doesn't know what's in store for him.
"Life is not a bed of roses" is an understatement. In fact Life Sucks! I see most of you agree to what I said. We traverse our way through obstacles daily and the troubles seem to be unending.
With few moments of joy and eternal sorrow, then death seems to be the only way out! Then, there would be no anger and dejection in this lousy world and people who miserably drag themselves into living. There would be No despair.. No judgements.. Nothing would be left...
What are we doing out here then, why am I writing this in the first place?
The truth is we all are searching for short-term exits out of our sorry state of affairs and that's LIFE.
Look around, you will find many trails leading to your destination other than the one you defined as a "way of life." There is no fixed path to success but only fixed attitudes that need to be changed.
Be the change you wish to see in the world. See clearly, choose and avail of the smallest of resources that will help you get better.
It could be a short vacation away from the boredom, a hobby for which you couldn't spare time from way back, your favorite sport. Even a good book or an "entertaining" movie would be good. Keep yourself away from premises and environment that cast you down.
Though you have heard of this umpteen times, you still need to give it a try, find solace in true friendship or a relationship that would make you strong.
And last but not the least, Life will suck again as it regularly does. Still, there is always hope in better living than in any other alternative.
Many a time, I hear my husband telling, " I am short of time". Has he ever wondered why he is short of time? The answer seems to be no. There are a couple of books on time management in his bookshelf that remain untouched. I am not saying, you need to read a book on time management to manage your time. However, these books would give you couple of useful points that could be inculcated in our daily lives.
Schedule your daily routine. This would be bit tough to follow initially, once it becomes a habit, everything becomes simpler. Get into the habit of prioritizing your work. Do first things first. Never ever procrastinate. It is very tough to tackle unfinished and piled of work.
Chart out a goal for a year. Break it down to smaller chunks and give it a monthly target. If necessary, divide the monthly target into weekly targets. This would help you to achieve your yearly goal. You could pen down once your weekly and monthly achievements. This would help you know where you stand at the end of the year.
There are many online planners that could be used to help you pen down your goals and chart out the ways to fulfill your goals.
John asks for permission to play outdoors at 7 pm in the evening. His mom says, "Yes," with that specific glare on her face that would be translated even by a 10-year-old child. He jumped at once but couldn't dare pick up the cricket bat as he realized that it was time for homework....Does the mother really mean something different than what she had said?
Do we all get the sense of what a person wants to say and mean by that. Or do we always say exactly what we mean? How better can we understand the meaning only by talking to one other or does body language mean something? Yes, here comes the emphasis on non-verbal communication. Verbal speaking follows all the necessary rules of grammar and non-verbal transmission focuses on eye contact, gesture, posture, symbol, signs and tone strategies for effective communication. Thus man is a social animal with far more interactive skills than animals that help them feel and express more. A person's speech and expressions can convey a lot and also imply much more than what we see superficially.
Let's have a look at some examples.
1. If a guy compliments his girlfriend with blinking eyes," You're really beautiful!". She replies, "thank you", in a grim tone. If these are simple statements without any implications, we are unable to get the hidden meaning. The winking eyes and grim tone clarify that both of them mean otherwise. These non-verbal strategies create interesting entailment.
2. Another example would be the different meanings of the sentence "What is the time now?" Here the meaning depends on the context, place and age, formal and informal relations. If I ask the question to a stranger it means I really want to know the time. I will use excuse me, would you please, would you mind mentioning the time to be more formal and polite. However, if a wife asks her husband sleeping late morning in bed; it means he should get up and be ready for his office.
It is satirical when a spouse is asking this question to his wife to refrain her from indulging in makeup for lengthy hours before they get late for the party. Also, isn't it the right time that I am interrupting you so that you communicate effectively?
3. Each word has a meaning and some impart multiple meanings. Lets have a look at the variations of meaning in two different cultures. The word ‘liberal' means progressive philosophy in England while in South Africa it is a derogatory remark following the background of history of slavery.
4. Words used by poets are mostly flowery and aesthetic. They can say, "she grows on me", means - I like her a lot. "Water, water everywhere but not even a drop to drink" to explain the scarcity of drinking water in the sea!
Drop in your comments for this post:
Is it clear? Is it funny? Is it confusing? Oh..You get the multiple implied meanings of what I wrote!
Web design is a process of conceptualization, planning, modeling, and execution of electronic media content delivery via Internet in the form of technologies (such as markup languages) suitable for interpretation and display by a web browser or other web-based graphical user interfaces (GUIs).
The intent of web design is to create a web site (a collection of electronic files residing on one or more web servers) that presents content (including interactive features or interfaces) to the end user in the form of web pages once requested. Such elements as text, forms, and bit-mapped images (GIFs, JPEGs, PNGs) can be placed on the page using HTML, XHTML, or XML tags. Displaying more complex media (vector graphics, animations, videos, sounds) usually requires plug-ins such as Flash, QuickTime, Java run-time environment, etc. Plug-ins are also embedded into web pages by using HTML or XHTML tags.
Improvements in the various browsers' compliance with W3C standards prompted a widespread acceptance of XHTML and XML in conjunction with Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) to position and manipulate web page elements. The latest standards and proposals aim at leading to the various browsers' ability to deliver a wide variety of media and accessibility options to the client possibly without employing plug-ins.
Typically web pages are classified as static or dynamic.
* Static pages don't change content and layout with every request unless a human (web master or programmer) manually updates the page.
* Dynamic pages adapt their content and/or appearance depending on the end-user's input or interaction or changes in the computing environment (user, time, database modifications, etc.) Content can be changed on the client side (end-user's computer) by using client-side scripting languages (JavaScript, JScript, Actionscript, media players and PDF reader plug-ins, etc.) to alter DOM elements (DHTML). Dynamic content is often compiled on the server utilizing server-side scripting languages (PHP, ASP, Perl, Coldfusion, JSP, Python, etc.). Both approaches are usually used in complex applications.
With growing specialization within communication design and information technology fields, there is a strong tendency to draw a clear line between web design specifically for web pages and web development for the overall logistics of all web-based services.
There are many times when you think you know someone in very little time but then there are times when it takes a lifetime to know someone. How often have you wished to know a person's thoughts? Folks, you can do the same with some know-how about body language! Yeah! Knowing body language can help you read a person like a book and help solve your problems in personal and professional life. Keep a watch for the facial expressions and body postures and gestures. This can reveal so much about a person! A person who has his hands crossed across the shoulders would mean he is rather in a defensive position and is not actually agreeing with what you are saying. A confident personality would have confidence in the way he walks or talks. Body posture can reveal more about the person than what he is trying to reveal! Even when you are getting to know a person better, there are certain signs of flirting you can study to know whether the pretty girl likes you! Twirling of the locks whilst she talks to you or her unknowing acts of touching her hair or fiddling with her bag would show she is interested in you! A lot of your feelings are transferred through your body language. Some observation from your side, would help you to know a person better!
On seeing something never seen before, have you felt you had seen it? Have you ever sensed of already knowing about something that is yet to happen? It might have been a deja vu. Wondering what it is all about?
Well, Deja vu, also called paramnesia is categorized into three classes. First is Deja vecu which is the feeling of already having lived a particular moment. Surveys have revealed that more than three fourths of the human population experiences feelings of deja vecu. Deja senti is another form of deja vu, which relates to having felt the same way before. A person on some occasions recollects to have felt the same under some similar condition in the past. Deja visite is the third kind of deja vu feeling. It is when a person feels he/she has already been somewhere when he actually hasn't.
Research attributes these feelings to certain neurobiological phenomena. Sometimes events are stored in memory even before the conscious part of the brain receives the information and processes it. This can lead to a deja vu feeling. One theory says that one eye may record things a bit faster than the other. If the scene is viewed milliseconds later by the other eye, one might sense it as already having seen it. These conclusions are interesting and leave us in amazement about the human brain; its abilities and the interesting phenomena they give rise to!
Now don't say you are feeling like you have already read these words somewhere!
As I look back and think about all these years spent pounding away on the keyboard, I wonder what our life would have been without the Internet! The Internet being a tool to mainly date, flirt and be in touch with one's friends is something that cannot be denied! We all love the convenience it offers, but sometimes I wonder whether this is a boon to maintain relationships! How often have you looked over your cubicle to smile at your co-worker rather than sending him a smiley through chat??!! I feel maybe your girlfriend would be more impressed with genuine red roses rather than those sent via E-mail! Sure, the Internet is a great way to be in touch for long distance relationships, but are we letting ourselves be obsessed with the same? Isn't it better to spend quality time with the person you care instead of all those endless mails and chat emoticons! I think couples are more susceptible to develop shallow bonds by being addicted to the Internet. It reminded me of a friend who spent endless hours chatting away to glory with a complete stranger...only to be bamboozled when she discovered she actually had no chemistry when she met him in person. Sigh! If only people wisen up...knowing somebody in person is far more better in the initial stages of a relationship. Truly the Internet is a boon but are we misusing the same?!
hi im so tired i have not slept in a while and it is not good i need 2 get some sleep tonight i think im gonna go to sleep right now ok im not cuz i cant i broke my arm and it hurts soooooooooooooo bad
God is created planets bcoz 
God love everyone whatever they are human or insect. Human is super creature they have mind, have ability to think, can take own decision .every creature have love they know the word of love. one question arise in my mind that if god create to us why he take life. I asked about it to many scholar i did not get proper answer. as far as my knowledge is concerned that god have some motto and target behind us. god want something to us. we should considered about it . this is a big question we should find it .then we can get satisfy most of people say that if any person pass away from world , god loved then so that god called him. This is myth or truth nobody knows. As i think something is present for going the world well, I meant to say "Superpower" God. How it possible Whole Universe is going smooth.
Love is everywhere, it depend upon you how you measure. When you see green nature you get different type of fragrance. it is love of nature .when you meet your parents and old friends since log time you feel happy this is also kind of love.
when any young boy love to beautiful girl. I am not telling appearance of girl how she looks. I am telling her nature, attitude and manner. boy love lot unfortunately boy did not get love of that girl. he commit suicide. he sacrifice his live for that girl. it is also kind of love , love have power ,feeling. love can do anything.
ok friends i will write lot of thinks pls suggest me and give feedback of this bogs .sorry fro grimmer mistake time to time i will improve my self. i am waiting your replay
Thanks
Rizvi Khan
Hey...I didnt go to my friends wedding 2day.... Mostly becauz of the fact I hate my friend's ''new'' wife...Her name is Chrystal, and is actually smart, which makes me very surprised....post a comment if u think I shouldve gone to thier wedding, or wat excuse I can use.Anyways, he is my friend, and maybe i shouldve gone...but then, I will think of how i was supposed to get married..so I have a prob, anyone wanna help?
Sweet Sirenity
"Oh, sweet serenity i cant help but give in
to the sweet voices of the sirens within,
The voices draw me closer to keep me confined
in this unknown place while i run out of time
so i use this little bit of time to fix my life
that has been full of hate and strife
this is why i write this letter full of hope
that someday ill get out and be set afloat,
see life is too great to be lived alone
and someday i will make it all the way home
to see your face once again
cause its your face that will wash away all my pain
so i bid you farewell my sweet serenity
as i get sucked into this enormous city"
Yours Truly,
Mr.Terrible
All this thing of being a part of the rat race had its effects on me. Therefore, I just decided to head off to the beach and sink my feet in the glorious grainy sand! Ahh...what a feeling and what an experience! Suddenly all my miseries seemed far away. The gorgeous blue water and the roar of the waves helped to soothe my senses. It was only my inner self and the connection I shared with nature. Somehow, I found all my problems melt away in the presence of the mighty sea. The morning hours are always exceptionally beautiful with the various shades of blue kissed with a tinge of golden yellow and sunny orange. The tiny crabs scurrying around on their daily tasks always reminded me of my daily grind and the hurry to get to work on time. The sand had tiny imprints of the claws of the many birds that walked over it in the morning hours. Birds swooped over the water towards the shore in their hunt for fish. The fishing boats moored close-by made a pretty picture! As I walked lazily towards the shoreline and plopped myself over the sand, it only brought a sense of relief to me. A lone dog was having a great time in the water! Some children were having a fun time close-by and their squeals of joy only indicated their love for the waves. I simply dug my toes into the sand and felt completely relaxed. How mere everything else seemed. The beautiful trees and the gorgeous waves made me forget all my daily problems and helped me to begin my day on a positive note. I soon picked up my bag and decided that I would not let any more worries bog me down. This beautiful connection I shared with nature surely did help to restore a lot of things going on in my mind. Nature helped me to heal and realize something's are really not worth all the worry! So, I left my cares to the wind and went back home to get ready for work. This time, I felt much lighter!
Kids truly say the most endearing things. Here are some actual letters from children addressed to God.
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Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy (age 6)
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Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or is that an accident?
Norma (age 4)
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Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane (age 5)
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Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?
Paul (age 7)
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Dear God,
I am American. What are you?
Dylan (age 6)
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Dear God,
I want to be just like Daddy when I grow up but not with so much hair.
Ronan (age 5)
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Dear God,
I bet it's hard for you to love everyone in the world. I have four people in my family and I can't do it.
Mike (age 6)
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Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but I asked for a puppy.
Raoul (age 4)
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Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Jennifer (age 5)
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Dear God,
If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer coz I hate her.
Amanda (age 6)
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Dear God,
Please send Dennis to a different camp this year. Please. Please.
Peter (age 7)
Our hands are the best tools nature has gifted us with. They work, they pray, they greet, they say! Yes they say a lot about you and your future through brilliant interfaces known as palms! Wondering what I am talking about? I am talking about palm reading, an art that is believed to have originated in India around 5000 years ago. It became popular in China and later spread to Europe and other parts of the world.
Chinese palm reading classifies the different kinds of palms into specific types. Soft skin of the palms indicates that you have a good taste and enjoy a luxurious lifestyle. People, who take risks, enjoy accepting challenges show worn palm skin texture. Impulsive and self-confident people have smooth fingers while the creative thoughtful people lack the smoothness in their fingers. People with slender hands are believed to befit wood and water industries while metal and earth industries suit people with square shaped palms. People with heavy palms, which are linked with the Earth element, can do well in fire industries. Long nails exhibit an artistic nature, spoon shaped nails say that you always choose the best in life. Born leaders have their index finger taller than their ring finger while people with ring fingers longer than index fingers are good marketers of themselves.
I hope most of you know which of your palm lines are given which names. So let me directly tell you what these lines indicate. You headline, if short, don\'t take risks in life, if its long, that\'s great. It says that you have a good intellectual ability. If your heart line has an upward split, you are going to have a happy marriage. In case it has a downward split, you may end up having short romances throughout life. Splits in your lifeline are indicative of brief illnesses.
But I have some questions about this and they are unanswered till today. See if you can find their answers. My first doubt is that, not both of your palm lines look alike. (At least mine don\'t!) Then which palm to read and why? External physical factors can influence the shape or nature of your palms. Then how can palm lines guide you? Are there no two people in the world, whose palm lines look alike? Does, having similar shaped palms and fingers indicate a similarity in the pattern of life? Is similarity in palms indicative of similar personas? I have my doubts.
Digital art most commonly refers to art created on a computer in digital form. Digital art can be purely computer-generated, such as fractals, and algorithmic art or taken from another source, such as a scanned photograph, or image drawn using vector graphics software using a mouse or graphics tablet. This can be done by 3dart.imagination.io Though technically the term may be applied to art done using other media or processes and merely scanned in, it is usually reserved for art that has been non-trivially modified by a computing process (such as a computer program, microcontroller or any electronic system capable of interpreting an input to create an output); digitized text data and raw audio and video recordings are not usually considered digital art in themselves, but can be part of a larger project. In an expanded sense, "digital art" is a term applied to contemporary art that uses the methods of mass production or media.
Do you have any idea with the most amazing electronic gadget in the market? I have experience about it when I join the field of electronics. At the beginning, I am impressed by music watches, i did not meet such incredible watch before and I can not believe that watch can play music and even videos! Really incredible! Because of work, I am gradually familiar with such music gadgets. I am impressed by the different styles and functions, a digital watch enables all the functions of a common mp3/4 players, most breaktaking features bluetooth function.
And I witness many interesting electronics emerging in the market so far, just like 3D video eyewear, special glasses designed for more fantastic video enjoying, bring large images even though you are far away from the video source;
Mosquito Expeller Watch, a kind of watch can expell the annoying mosquito, It adopts wide frequency ultrasonic, and change the frequency ranges continuously, so that the mosquito can't have immunity and adaptability, perfect protecter when you are in the wild.
Let's come to most exciting electronics gadget- Cell phone watch. A multifunctional double-band mobile phone watch completes with all the convenience of an ordinary mobile phone, 26K colors 1.33 inch TFT touch screen and support handwriting, Mini pen hidden in the watchband, high quality silicon watchband, It boasts a built in microphone, speakerphone for conferencing, also features bluetooth function for handfree talking when calls in, and 1.3M digital camera for entertainment, transfer files unlimitedly via bluetooth , Fill the micro SD card max 2GB, download files following your inclinations.
Never worry about any calls with the help of the supplied versatile bluetooth headset, and never forget your mobile phone at somewhere because of watch mobile phone is easy to take along.
Almost everything that can be found on normal mobile phones is included in the Watch Mobile phone. what can be cooler than make call by this coolest wristwatch phone? Are you moved by it?
So many people feel like expressing themselves. I am like you.But I like to read more than typewrite. This networking site is new and I am sure it will become one of the most populated place in the days to come. What is the purpose in making blogs? To make money. To promote products.To interact with new and old customers. In Web2.0 social networking sites are going to gain more importance. Dont be catagoriesed. It kills people's interest in you. All these tips I am making for myself. Many many thanks to the makes of Mybuzzle.com .