ok so far my postings have been horrible, i can never get my story to comeout how i like it to look so here's one more go

The Surprising Adventures of Jimmy D. Terrible

   BEEP! BEEP! Who would have thought a little Mickey Mouse clock would ever make so much noise, but it does and it just sits there teasing you knowing sooner or later you'll have to get up and turn it off ...the balls on that bastard to think we don't need anymore sleep. Poor Jimmy didn't even realize the ear piercing screech of that little mouse, he just finished a double shift yesterday and was in the weeds for half of that day. Jimmy was a recent graduate from culinary school and was still getting the hang of the controlled chaos called a working kitchen, it was a symphony of pots and pans, the random screams of self mutilated workers (the f*cking new guys). Jimmy lives in a small bustling city on the outskirts of L.A. County called Long Beach, California he lives right off of ocean and Cherry Street. If you're thinking he's some sort of beach bum you are sadly mistaken my friend for these two reasons 1.) he's lazy, unfit and terribly skinny 2.) the water down at the beach is not what id like to call clean, here let me give you a hypothetical situation, if you happen to jump in with out protection you might come out with a new strain of an std or maybe even pregnant...yes it's that dirty. Poor jimmy begins to wake up but all he could muster was a quick glance and a grunt as he laid back down and turned over. DING!!!! Jimmy lifts his head and slightly looks over at the wall sees his poor Mickey clock on the ground in a few broken pieces and lays his head back down

"JESUS F*CKING CHRIST DUDE!! Turn off your god damn alarm, be considerate of the other people that live here you douche bag!" yelled his roommate Carlos who was also half asleep and disturbingly nude

"Did I wake up your date?" murmured Jimmy "cause if I did ask her if she can go to the store and get the shit for tonight's shindig" he rolled over once again

"No she's going to be a little busy" yelled Carlos as he walked away from the door way

(F*ck it I'm up) thought Jimmy

"Ok ask her in about 2 minutes please! Oh and when you're done.....PUT ON SOME F*CKING BOXERS!!" yelled jimmy as he sat up on his bed with his eyes half closed. It was hard enough for him to get up but to keep his eyes open was pushing it a little too far.

Carlos was jimmy's old High School buddy they actually met accidentally, they were forced to be lab partners and the first thing they both said in synchrony, "don't expect me to do any work cause I have no idea of what I'm doing" at that moment they thought their sarcastic humor and their intellect was enough to deserve a little friendship that bloomed into what you just saw happen. It's actually pretty odd that Carlos woke up cause of the alarm, he can actually sleep through a lot but usually the sleep was induced by a night of binge drinking and snacking. Jimmy's other roommate was Mike who he also met in High School but their story is different, Jimmy was reading his report on the existentialism movement in philosophy when mike just blew his idea that the transcendentalist movement had influenced the existentialism of the mid 20th century right out of the water providing key examples in the separation of time between the two. This is neither here nor there but this actually led Jimmy to admire Mike's thoughts and also Jimmy's report had been the only thing to get mike to talk.....ever Jimmy was more surprised that Mike's voice was so deep than the shredding of his bullshit ideas that were hastily put together on the bus ride to school.

Jimmy was a light sleeper but when he slept it was as if he had just been thrown out of a bar completely ass over tea kettle drunk. He made his way down a narrow hall full of family portraits and pictures of parties, concerts that him and his buddies have attended in the past few years. There was one that was near and dear to his little naively romantic heart, it was the main picture on the wall, his own family portrait: Mike, Carlos, Sophie, Jimmy and Camilla don't worry about the two girls you'll meet them soon enough. Jimmy finally made it to destination A, The bathroom but it was occupied, doing his little pee pee dance. Like always jimmy has to be doing something ridiculously stupid when a cute girl is near, just as he was about to finish dancing the door opens up and guess who it was...the cute date that Carlos brought over last night.

"Oh! I'm sorry I didn't mean to take long I hope you weren't waiting there for long" the amazingly cute girl ask jimmy as she made her way through to the hallway

"Oh no no you're fine haha I just do this little dance all the time, as you can tell I'm still no good at it but practice makes perfect! Heh heh" Jimmy that little sly dog, he tried playing it off but if you haven't noticed...he's not too good at it. Jimmy couldn't help but think, why is it that the douche bags always attract the cute girls? Is it the look? Or maybe the persona that they try to put off? Or maybe it's the yearning for that "badass" that they see on TV? Well Jimmy wasn't jealous about Carlos's catch, he was just wondering cause the girl he was enthralled with just dated douche bag after douche bag. Poor Jimmy had been chasing after Sophie for a good 3 years but had feelings for her long before that. They've always had feelings for each other and through the years it was more apparent than other but they were too stubborn to accept it.

Well after a few steps out of the bathroom and into the kitchen Jimmy heard a knock at the door. A little startled by the early intrusion and still half asleep jimmy reached the door not without running into the same damn corner twice.

"Jimmy!!! I'm surprised you're up, I was going to wake you up the old fashioned way" Camilla said holding a pot

"Old fashioned?"

"Yeah you know: cold water, loud noises, no blankets...the usual"

"Ohhhh the shock and awe! Yeah I know sorry im just half asleep I need to get some coffee to wake me up"

"Well, are you the only one up cause I don't want this great surprise to go to waste. OH! I know, Carlos! That bastard is never up this early and he still owes me one......ew! speak of the devil" Camilla said with disgusted taste and face to match.

"Huh?" Jimmy looks back and sees Carlos once again walking around completely naked, the odd thing is that he struts around like those lions on the discovery channel, you know the ones that seem to be the king of the little shaded area of his kingdom. "SON OF A BITCH DUDE!! Put on some f*cking boxers! Can't you see that Camilla is here?!" Jimmy yells, fully awake and embarrassed by his friends behavior.

"Ahhhh..... if it isn't the spawn of Satan himself" says carlos as he rummages for food in the sparsely packed refrigerator "And anyways she knows she wants all this!" finishes with the awkward slap of the ass.

"Dude there's no food I already checked" jimmy said as he let Camilla in, the apartment they lived in was a small two bed on bathroom apartment with mike taking up the couch dude to a bad hand at poker. Old cups littler the hallways like Jehovah's witnesses' pamphlets in front of a strip club. You would think they're always partying but actually the parties just end up showing up because they've been kicked out of every other house they've been to, Camilla walks cautiously around so mike won't wake up
Camilla threw her stuff on Jimmy's race car bed. Yes he has a red race car bed because he thinks it is the coolest shit since sliced bread or those little cocktail weenies. His room was an ode to the childhood room he never had. Growing up in a Latino family there was no such thing as privacy...ever... The color of his walls were once white but even Jimmy couldn't tell you because 3 of them were full of posters, stickers, whiteboards (with useless motos and exercise charts) multi colored post it's about bills past due and the scattered picture here and there. The one wall that has nothing posted on it is actually his pride and joy it's a wall he dedicated to his friends. He wants all of his friends and acquaintances to sign and leave a little memento on it about the day they spent hanging out its almost like a growing year book. As for the floors, there were no floors it was littered with old recipes, cookbooks, clothes which seemed to move a few inches everyday. The one clean area in his room was the entertainment corner that held such things as: Xbox 360, small TV, laptop and his old school boom box which Carlos remodeled into an Mp3 player.

"Well guess who's going to be here tonight?" Camilla said as she began to hum the song playing in the background "From the ritz to rubble" by Arctic Monkeys.

"Who, Someone Important?" Jimmy responded as he attempted to close the door behind him.

"Nope, well kinda, she's important to you...AH!!!! I can't help it, it's Sophie, she really wants to see you again!!!"

"Sounds great, I guess" said Jimmy recuperating from the high pitch scream something akin to hyenas giving birth or the proverbial nails on a chalkboard.

"Ok don't be enthusiastic!......... Asshole" Camilla responded coldly, see Camilla wanted Sophie and Jimmy to get together already because they were both ready and capable at handling a long term relationship. The thing that Camilla didn't know about Jimmy was that he was great at hiding his true emotions when it came to women. Inside Jimmy was running thought scenarios of what might become of the night. Jimmy had to hurry and also think of an apology because if Camilla was upset, she'd get all emotional and Sophie being the good friend she is would spend all night along her side consoling her and leave Jimmy all by himself.

"Hey I'm sorry it's just that I've been going after her for so long now and to no avail. I'm starting to doubt my chances and well I really think she's beginning to move on" Jimmy said, actually everything he said was sincere. He really did want a chance to be with her but he felt as if he wasn't good enough to date her. Most of her ex's can break poor little Jimmy in two. He wasn't the type of guy she wanted, she is going through what Jimmy likes to call the douche bag phase

"Oh shut up Jimmy, you know that's not true" Camilla responded but in all actuality she did believe him but wasn't sure of the extent, she was just the messenger between the two stubborn and ill informed lovers. The hours passed as they sat and listened to cd after cd. The house was "cleaned" up (in lehmans terms they hid the existing trash under the pull out sofa) Mike had woken up and gone out to buy the ingredients and beef needed for Jimmy's little shindig that night. Camilla was trying her hardest to clean up Jimmy's so called room and Carlos finally put something on, something closely resembling a Speedo except it was in leopard print. Just as Mike was coming up the stairs he remembered one important detail he forgot, the flank steak. The moment Jimmy opened the door, glanced over at the bags and saw Mikes face he knew what was missing.

"You forgot the flank steak didn't you?"

"Yeah.....haha I got a little side tracked with the Korean lady's daughter" Mike said with a quiet grin on his face.

" Ahhhh....So she's there today? Well I guess I have to go and see if she's ready for that date she keeps saying no to" responded Jimmy in a very sarcastic tone "Hey Camilla I'll be right back!"

Little did Jimmy know that he just gave Mike and Carlos the perfect opportunity to prank him. See Mike was an undergrad at USC and the person we least suspected to have even graduated H.S. is an M.I.T. dropout, yes you heard it correctly, the man that behaves like primeval mammal is one of the smartest guys in the house. Carlos is a smart little cookie he just hates doing work, the only reason he makes money is by giving seminars on how to count cards at the local YMCA to a bunch of over eager alcoholics. 15 minutes passed as Jimmy began to make his way up the gloomy and baron looking stairs leading to his dim lit apartment. He begins to have this sensation of utter fear halfway up expecting that Carlos lubed up the last set of stairs, Jimmy grasps the rickety railing that haven't been fixed since Woodrow Wilson was president. Jimmy can still remembers the last prank they pulled on him its was actually very ingenious. Carlos and Mike replaced the lock on the door so Jimmy's key wouldn't fit so naturally Jimmy grasps the knob to try to turn the key a little harder when Jimmy noticed that he couldn't pull away his hand. They had super glued the whole knob when they heard him coming up the stairs. Jimmy still has the scars from that day, he doesn't have any finger print on the middle and pinky fingers. Jimmy knew something was wrong when he felt the house was a little too quiet so he tested the door knob with the plastic bag, nothing. He felt around for trip wire, nothing again.

"Please god stop them" asked jimmy in a jokingly fashion. Just as he opens the door Jimmy collapses on his knees holding his most valuable possession, the jewels. The contraption designed by Mike and helped by Carlos was actually pretty simple for their standards. It was a pendulum held up by a stick connected to the door, when the door swings open the stick would push the pendulum a little further back and let go when the door was completely open so it wouldn't block its trajectory, mission name "humpty dumpty".

"SON OF A BITCH !!!!, holy f*ck what....what was that?!" Jimmy mustered out through the tears and girlish squeals.

"Where did it get him?" yelled Mike from the other room

"Looks like you got the thigh! You owe me ten bucks!" responded Carlos from the couch.
"No, mission accomplished, you got the full package...ok please someone get me an ice pack and Mike if I cant have kids I'll come back as a ghost and haunt yours you asshole!" yelled an aggravated Jimmy from the floor.

A few hours had passed and the party was just starting, the flank steak was in the oven braising away and a Marchand de vin staying warm in a Bain Marrie just waiting for the bone marrow to be put on top to finish off the bordelaise. Jimmy was only concentrating because he had to, he was overly anxious to see the girl that just drives him ass over tea kettle. As the party roared on Jimmy heard a knock at the door. He knew who it was but yet ask "who might that be?" he placed the final spoon full of sauce on top of the flank steak and asparagus. As he opened the door it was Camilla and to he left stood Sophie, she was wearing a black and white polka dot dress with black flats, her eyes were a cross between dark blue and a an emerald green, they danced around as if they were in a perpetual waltz. Her hair used to be brown but she hit a phase where she loved blonde highlights and it flowed like the white water rapids of the mighty Colorado. Her face was sparsely covered in make-up, just a little blush on her snow white skin. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous type of girl that would date jocks exclusively, she was cute and that's what Jimmy loved about her he was never much for looks more about the attitude and how they presented themselves. Through his eyes she was perfect and indeed she was a good catch for any guy douche or not, This is why she was the only girl Jimmy saw when she entered a room. All other girls weren't as interesting to Jimmy when Sophie was around, the curious thing about this situation is that they flirt as if it were going out of style but they've known each other since the 7th grade. At the time Jimmy's neighbor had moved and a new one moved in he was a divorced dad with two dogs and a basketball court one day he noticed that a woman came by and dropped off a girl. She was sitting on the porch waiting for her dad to get back from work and to this day Jimmy still remember when and how they first met. It was that same day she was dropped off Jimmy felt curiosity take over and he took his bike for a ride to check who this new girl was. She curiously enough was wearing a similar dress to the one she showed up with that night, and well at the time Jimmy was going through a change of personality and style. He was wearing tattered up jeans, chucks (also tattered up) and his favorite "the strokes" t-shirt he could find that oddly wasn't tattered up. As he rode down the street he acted as if he was just looking around, you know the casual glance here and there, he thought he was the cats pajamas then it what would seem to become a regularity in Jimmy's life, he hits a hole, poor little Jimmy flips over the handle bars and lands right on his ass. Jimmy dashed back to his feet and acted as if it were part of his master plan all along, Sophie just stared and chuckled which stopped her crying. See the woman that dropped Sophie off was actually her mom, a drug riddled, booze chugging corpse. She had dropped off Sophie with her dad because she couldn't maintain both her daughter and her addiction at the same time her inhibitions ended up taking over. Ever since that day they had this ever growing crush that just remained that, a crush. They dated once or twice but usually she broke it off not wanting anything too serious but Jimmy had made up his mind, he had become weary about habitually dating the same types of girls. He knew what he wanted but he also knew he wouldn't have it because of the way their relationship was going. This is what led us to this pathetic attempt at a conversation

"Camilla! Sophie! Welcome to the party come in, come in do you guys want something? Food? Drinks? Anything?"

"No we're fine, hey has Travis called? He was supposed to meet me here with a friend of his" asked Camilla as Sophie just stood there looking beautiful and painfully shy at the attention they were getting because the just arrived.

"No I'm sorry uhm, ask mike he might know, I was getting everything set so I didn't pay any attention."

"Ok well I'll be back I'm gonna call him, I'll leave you two to chat it up" as Camilla walked away she mouthed two phrases behind Sophie's back "Ask for a date!"

And the second one was a usual that Jimmy already knew "don't f*ck this up!" all he did was to giver her a smirk and a thumbs upJust as he was going to star the conversation with Sophie Carlos interrupted them.

"DUDE!! Mike has great news! Oh .....hi Sophie"

"Can I open my eyes?" asked Sophie

"Yeah he's wearing clothes" jimmy responded

"Ok, dude what I was going to tell you is that mike hooked you up with the girl from the laundry mat, you know the one that has been all over your ass and well feel bad that you've been after only one chick you should get some before you're shot down again. Dig?" the sad part is that he was right, Jimmy had been shot down 3 times already so he did need the action. Carlos wasn't one to beat around the bush so he just told it straight.

"What are you talking about Carlos?" asked Sophie really puzzled, Jimmy knew how oblivious Carlos was when it came to this type of crap so he was giving him the international sign to shut up but Carlos just went right on undeterred.

"HOLD ON DUDE! Ill tell her soon enough jeez, no need to rush me!, see Jimmy has been after this mystery girl that has turned him down a few times already and want to cheer him up, so mike decided to talk to this gorgeous girl that is head over heels for Jimmy and got her to come over tomorrow" see jimmy didn't actually ask Sophie out he was turned down when she started dating one douche bag after another, actually one was pretty cool so he didn't mind him but the other two were presumed to be the missing link. If you guys grew up in the era of Wile E. Coyote and the road runner this is one of those moments where Jimmy's heart raises a sign with the words "Shit" etched on it as it just drops to oblivion. Sophie just stood there with a quiet stare and just looked into Jimmy's soul to find the ounce of truth that eluded his tongue.

"Well Jimmy it sounds like you have plans for tomorrow, uhm can I use your house phone? Camilla took mine and I need to get a number off of it"

"Uh... yeah there's a line in my room, it should be quiet here ill take you" jimmy responded

"Thanks" they walked through the seemingly endless hall way, completely silent Jimmy swore he could hear his own heart still falling through that proverbial canyon as the roadrunner just ran away hearing its "BEEP BEEP!" echo fade in the distance.

"Look Sophie, you know how Carlos gets when he's drunk, he doesn't know what he's saying he's just trashed" said jimmy almost in a pleading manner

"Jimmy there's no need to explain anything to me its not like we're together or anything we're just at a party" just has she closed the door to make the room a little more quiet it seemed as fate had to kick him while he was down, a band that Jimmy had introduced to everyone came on its was "an end has a start" by Editors Jimmy just looked at the ceiling with displeasure and said

"GOD 1- Me 0, should be an interesting match wont it?"

   Jimmy was usually great at hiding his feelings when it came to women, he's the master of being dumped so he's used to it. This as a matter of fact wasn't, the only one to notice was Mike who just nodded at jimmy and walked outside with a cell in hand. See when it comes to guys they need not the words and expressions of feelings!, no they just need body language and signals, from the nod jimmy knew that mike was calling off tomorrows meeting with the laundry girl. Just as Jimmy's luck didn't seem to be so deep in horse shit Camilla rushes in and just yells something inaudible and incomprehensible at Jimmy. All he wanted to do was grab his black book walk over to the park and write. He just wanted to leave but he couldn't not because Camilla was mad or Sophie was upset, but because the biggest douche and the duke of assholes just arrived. It was Camilla's boy friend and his friend. Jimmy had tried being nice and friendly with him since Camilla started going out with him in H.S. but he just couldn't stand how big a douche he was that he fell morally and physically dirty hanging out with him, Camilla and Jimmy had a nickname for him when Camilla was upset with him, his name was hobbit bitch. The name is self explanatory he's short and whines more than fat kids on treadmills. His name is Travis and his friend is David, actually Jimmy worked with David a while back he used to bartend where Jimmy worked but was fired for skimming money and drinks. You know how all hot girls travel in packs well it seems to be the same with douche bags, the party kept going unharmed and Camilla seemed to be having fun, Sophie was chatting it up with mike and his buddy about philosophy or something. Then he couldn't help but feel his heart sink as if something bad was going to happen then it did, as Jimmy started noticing Sophie looking away from the conversation and began giving Jimmy "the eyes" that just drove him nuts, he thought maybe his luck had changed. He made his way through the party and once again he was interrupted David join the little group and started shooting the breeze with Sophie he set out the bait and she bit the hook. She began to give David this look that Jimmy had never seen from her and at that very moment he knew he was done, she had just fallen for this guy once again the complete opposite of who she wanted to date. This time it wasn't because Jimmy didn't try, this time it was because he tried to hard. Jimmy just stepped away from the conversation and headed towards the door but Camilla intercepted him

"Hey Jimmy, you ok? You seem a little down"

"No I'm just, uhm.... I'm just light headed and I need to get some air ill be back in a bit"

Travis shows up out of nowhere and grabs Camilla by the waist and pulls her towards him. He's a jealous guy with a napoleon complex.

"Hey looser, what's wrong did the only gay guy here turn you down already?" that's was his lame attempt at a burn and yes he still thought that speaking like some yuppie from "the wedding singer" would make him seem that much tougher

"Oh look Camilla if it isn't Prince Albert himself!" as he walked away

"What does he mean by that cam?" Travis looked completely baffled by jimmy's covert way of calling him a dick. The reason for Prince Albert was because Travis has a pierced lip and eyebrow

   Just as they reached Jimmy's door, the one with the family guy blue harvest poster, Travis received a text which brought a grin to his face. He stopped dead in his tracks and turned back towards the door.
"What's wrong?" asked Camilla
"Nothing I just got to go I have ‘something' to do with someone it's kind of important, hey tell David to catch a ride home with someone else ok?" Travis said as he reached for the bronze colored doorknob
"What about me?" Camilla asked in a sad sigh, once again her prince charming was showing his true colors.
"Get mike to hang out with you or something, oh! That's her again I really have to go" yes, Camilla was that naïve, she didn't suspect a thing. She was visibly upset but he could give a rat's ass about it, she walked Travis to the door and Mike followed with two beers.
"Tough night?" asked mike in a sarcastic way with an arm outstretched with beer in hand.
"Shut up Mike...and give me that! ... I need a drink"

The night was drawing to a close Camilla did hang out with mike because Jimmy had yet to show up from his trip for some "fresh air", the food was gone and the kegs were running dry, most of the guest were on their way out but a few stayed the extra 2 minutes to listen to "fell in love with a girl" by the white stripes. Carlos was passed out somewhere and Sophie just offered David a ride home which seemed odd because she didn't have a car, so she borrowed Camilla's. As the party died down Camilla began to worry that Jimmy hasn't show up yet. The reason for jimmy taking so long is somewhat of a secret. Something no one knows about jimmy is that he owns a black notebook where he just writes everything and anything in. This notebook was hidden in the walk-in freezer next to what seemed to be fish stock or something that just went completely awry. This whole time Jimmy was just two blocks away sitting at his favorite park bench listening to his mp3 to his hearts content. He began to make his way back feeling a bit better than before then as what seems to be the story of his life he turned that dreaded corner to see Sophie up against Camilla's car making out with some guy, no that wasn't some guy that was the same guy that she had flirted with at the party and poor Jimmy just stood there and watched his heart fall out. He stood there dazed at what he just witnessed and saw them drive off together. He continued to walk home but to him it was effortless he wasn't even paying attention to the sound of his marching he just kept going over what he just saw. He the got those cliché flash backs of all the good times he had with Sophie, Just then he thought of something, it seems like his mp3 player was playing a soundtrack to a D/D- rated movie. The reason for this was because of the song that came on when they drove off "smokers outside" by the editors. As he made his way up the stairs he passed what seemed to be a passed out Carlos, no surprise.
"Jimmy! Where the hell have you been?!" yelled Camilla
"Just walking, by the way Sophie has your car" Jimmy said in a zombie like state as he bumped Camilla out of his way. He stopped for a second looked back and added
"And from the make out scene she'll be a while so you can crash in my room and I'll bunk up with Mike" Everything jimmy had just said was in monotone, no emotion, heartache, no passion! This was strange for the guy who "spiced" up the crucible while he read out loud to his classmates.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Jimmy" responded Camilla in all sincerity
"I can take her home if you want dude, I have no problem with it" said the always silent Mike.
"If that's cool with the both of you then go for it & Camilla don't worry about it, it's too late now, opportunities arose and I failed to meet them" answered Jimmy as he walked down the hallway. Once again Sophie was the cause of another sleepless night. The posters on the wall were lit by the little bit of moonlight that seeped through the cracked curtains. His words echoed in his vacant head "opportunities arose and I failed to meet them" over and over and over, again and again. The deafening silence over shadowed the pale look upon his face. That damn clock rang silent that morning and so did the home. Mike awoke to a tell tale knock of Camilla "shave and a haircut". On his way to the door Mike noticed that Carlos made it inside and had a little note on his chest. He picks up the note and read "I'm sorry guys...but I had to..."
In a panic he opens the door shoves the note onto Camilla, Jumps over the couch and wakes up Carlos he whispers something, something they all were thinking the three dash to the room, the door slams open with a bang that could be heard around the world to find that Jimmy......was gone.

This is exactly what led up to that dramatic entrance. Jimmy had finished writing 2 notes on for Sophie and one for the group. He goes down the eerily silent hallway walks outside the house ready to leave when he remembers he forgot to shave and shower. On his way back he sees Carlos lying on the ground almost frozen to death in the chilly concrete pavement. He helps him to his feet and pulls him onto the couch after last nights binge drinking fiasco.
"Dude, wake up, I'm going take off soon if Mike asks where I went, tell him too look at the note I'm going leave on your chest" Jimmy politely told Carlos who wasn't paying any attention and Jimmy already knew that
"zaksdkjahsdfiuhmndf.....mhhm" was all that jimmy could make out from the nonsense Carlos just said.
He walks back into his room begins blasting "view from the afternoon" and heads to the bathroom to shave and shower.

BAM BAM BAM!!!

"DUDE! I need to pee!" yelled a still inebriated Carlos
"HOLD IT! I'm shaving right now!" replied Jimmy

BAM BAM BAM!!!! The door pounds again almost falling from the hinges.

"Shave what?! You've been growing that facial hair for 21 years now! My left nut has more hair than you so come on! And open up!! I have to piss like a freaking turtle!"
Jimmy just stares at the door puzzled at what his friend just said.
"Like a turtle?" jimmy whispered to himself
"YES LIKE A TURTLE!!, ok it's either here or your room so choose wisely!"

"Ok fine! Jeez...make it quick!"

"Always is"

As Jimmy waited outside he just stood there and thought "why you? Why couldn't I have fallen for someone else? Why am I always finding ways to push you away? Maybe I chose the wrong profession if I want to fall in love with the girl of my dreams, maybe I'm just aiming for the heavens again" he pauses for a bit then whispers to himself
"or maybe I'm just a loser?"

"YUP that's why!" say's Carlos as he sleepwalks past jimmy onto the couch

Jimmy just washed his face, Carlos was right; he's as hairless as a mutated Chihuahua. He just grabbed his stuff, picked up his collectible Spiderman comic and walked out of the house. As he turned the corner Camilla turned the corner on the opposite side she crossed the street completely missing Jimmy by a few seconds. As Jimmy turned on his mp3 the first song to pop up was "a certain kind of romance" irony would forever be a part of Jimmy's life, poor Jimmy doesn't know what's in store for him.