Dance has always been my fascination since my junior school days! There was a time when we sneaked off from between lessons to watch movies such as Flashdance! Those cool moves and svelte bodies have inspired me always but sigh! I am nowhere close to those perfect bodies! Latin American dance is a great way to know your partner really.

Have you people watched, Take the Lead? I think it's an awesome movie that really rocked my world. It shows how couples can use dance as a medium to connect from within! Totally cool man! Antionio rocked in this movie. In such dances, it's the guy who leads and the woman balances him out by following his directions. The result is a beautiful creation on the dance floor. The couple connects with some unknown force, that is the beauty of Latin American dance! The right chemistry is oh-so important to look good on the dance floor!

I also love Dirty Dancing and Shall We Dance. One look at their style and you would just wanna kick off those shoes and pull on yer formal outfits, stilettos and all! Well, I simple can't get enough of this so, I am off to look for my partner and try the New York step and the Hand-to-Hand as well. Wish me luck sweeties!

Well, if you have often lamented about being stuck in this routine job and gazed enviously at Paris Hilton's pics...wondering when the hell you would probably buy your doggie an exclusive designer suit....hmmm. JOIN THE FREAKIN' GROUP! Umm, no points for guessing that I have been stuck at this pizza place serving the fussy to the weird categories of people...Does not sound very interestin' rite?! Not to me at least...damn!

Every time I wanted to head home, there would be this freakin' fat person making demands for pizzas or even French fries! Arrghh. How I wish to be rich and famous...But hey, I have observed some things about the la-dee-dahs of the society. They are mostly annoying in public and you can be one of them. I shall tell you how! It is really easy folks...you might actually gate crash a cocktail party in this manner without raising any eyebrows!

• Carry a tiny pet dog with you wherever you go...make sure the dog's outfit matches yours.
• Wear something outrageous ... the less fabric the better and claim it is designer wear!
• Stage a wardrobe malfunction! And then cry hoarse about it!
• Get married...divorce...marry again....divorce...date...whatever!
• Be featured in the news at least once for taking drugs!
• Cut an album. Let the world know you can('t) sing.
• Hitch a date that is 20 years older! It can also work in the reverse way as well!
• Order the most expensive thing on the menu and rant and rave about how the cook has spoilt it although there is nothin' wrong with it anyways!

The other day, I went for the tryouts for the cheerleading squad. I was not really sure whether I would get in through the first round. I mean I did not exactly have branded shoes and haute skirts but I guess it was ok. My friend urged me to go ahead. There were butterflies in my tummy but what the heck! I had to try it out. Girls stared at me and I glared back. "They are just trying to unnerve you", I told myself. I gathered all my guts and rehearsed my steps in ma mind.

By the time, my name was announced I was all set...here I was to showcase my talents! Alas...my crush had also come to watch the tryouts...well, seeing him standing there looking as sweet as ever, I started feeling the butterflies again, but for a different reason! Sigh! Why me. Needless to say, I screwed up the auditions....L *^*&*&^%$ My friend just hugged me and I decided to head back to my room. To make matters worse, I saw him go out with the most svelte gal...he had not come to watch me anyway! Aargghh! That's what I get for acting idiotic. Oh Boy ....feel so guilty and bugged now...!!

How many of us actually believe this? Don't we all want hot babes and cool dudes as partners? Isn't this the reason celebrities are constantly going through break ups? Though not everybody thinks beauty is skin deep, let's face it; nobody wants to date a lard bucket! I hate using that term, but being obsessed with one's looks does not really help to cement the relationship. In fact, the moment your partner gets someone better, off he goes!

The other day, I was hearing all this fickle talk over lunchtime when gals who were gorging on burgers wanted to look like the next best thing in the fashion world! GIMME A BREAK! I mean, if that is your goal, why not watch what you eat woman? Or else, shut your trap and get on with your life. Either you feel comfortable in your own skin and make efforts to take steps in the right direction. Endless talks about exercising does not really help you to lose weight, it just makes ya look stupid. Move your butt and get your body grooving honey.... actions speak louder than words. And yes, if you still haven't found your handsome prince, well, they don't make men like dat anymore! Stop moping around...it does not help....I have already gone dat way...Cheerio....

"Don't wear big prints because you are too fat" or "wear large sized clothes to cover up your body!"...these sentences are being forced upon us for a long time I guess! I mean, I am sure all you wannabe cool guys and gals have been given that scornful look by mommies especially when you wanna deck up for the Saturday nite! Oh c'mon mom and dad, we are grown ups now and plz let us use our brains for a change! Here are some fashion myths I have come across.

Contrasting colors are a big no-no: Wrong! Contrasting colors can be used to create a beautiful blend for your dress if planned well. It also depends on the cut of the outfit and the pattern.

Leather is uncool: No ways! Fake leather is fine guys and gals and not really ancient as you think it to be. A cool leather skirt or a leather corset would look fab for a party! Make sure you do not really go overboard honey!

Large sized women cannot wear bold prints: Large sized women can safely go for bold prints as long as they do not go all out for the same. Go in for bold but medium sized motifs and combine it with a plain top or bottom. It will not make you look like you are screaming for attention!

Petite ladies cannot wear long dresses: That's totally wrong dudes! Petite women can go in for bold colors and long dresses if they select the right cut. Do not choose fabrics that are over flowing and make you look like you are wearing curtains. Choose a simple and sleek design which will hug your body well and flatter it. Wear it with snazzy heels to give that added zing to your walk.

We always look up to our celebrities for the latest fashion ideas rite? Well, it's not a big deal for them to look their best when they have all the green bucks and loads of time in store! You would be surprised to know about our oh-so-perfect celebs have made the most disastrous fashion faux pas on the red carpet and events worldwide. Tut tut! Quite a shame I must say. It brings to my mind the very sauve Liv Taylor in a hideous blue garment worn at the premier of ‘The Incredible Hulk' recently. It was far from incredible Lizzy dahhhling...it was disgustingly atrocious! Eeks!

And what was Julianne Moore thinking about for the 61st International Cannes film festival? She sashayed down thinking she looked like a millions bucks but I am sorry to say, it looked like something the cat dragged in. Not worth a second glance I must say!

Oh! And what happened to our miss purrfect Posh spice? Seems to me she needs some spicing up! Victoria Beckham was spotted in a horrendous black dress with some ugly work on it at the CFDA Fashion Awards in 2008. Maybe you need some fashion lessons lady. Tsk Tsk!

One of the names that should belong to this bracket is Jennifer Love Hewitt. I mean, let's face it guys! These people can splurge on the best in fashion wear then why the ugly yellow dress for the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards nite? Goodness me! This woman could surely scare people away with that hideous garment worn with black leggings. UGH!

Who can forget Janet Jackson's ‘wardrobe' malfunction with Justin Timberlake! This talented singer was currently spotted in a ridiculous pink ensemble supposed to look like something futuristic. OMIGAWD! This woman looked like she was on the wrong planet! Can u try some other galaxy Ms. Jackson? Maybe brother dear will help you achieve that one! LOLZ.

I really don't understand the need for celebrities to create such fashion faux pas. Is this a trend or are they really gullible? I wonder...